Some of my favorite movie quotes
“Get off my plane!”
“Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?”
“Um, he’s sick. My best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 flavors last night. I guess it’s pretty serious.”
“Hey, is this heaven?”
“No
it’s
Iowa.”
(rofl that one’s for you, J!)
“Phil? Hey, Phil? Phil? Phil Connors? Phil Connors! I thought that was you!”
“Hi. How you doing? Thanks for watching.”
“Hey, hey. Now don’t you tell me you don’t remember me, ‘cuz I sure as heck if I remember you.”
“Not a chance.” (hehe)
“Ned! Ryerson! Needlenose Ned. Ned the Head. Come on, buddy! Case Western High. Ned Ryerson. I did the whistling belly button trick at the high school talent show. Bing! Ned Ryerson. Got the shingles really bad, senior year, almost didn’t graduate. Bing? Again, Ned Ryerson. I dated your sister, Mary Pat, a couple of times until you told me not to anymore. Well?”
“Ned Ryerson?”
“Bing!”
“Bing.” (hehe) “So did you turn pro with that belly button thing, Ned? Or, uh ”
“No, Phil, I sell insurance.”
“What a shock.”
“Do you have life insurance?”
“I have a question.”
“Mmhmm?”
“Say we get into the cage, and- and, through the security doors there, and down the elevators we can’t move, and past the guards with the guns, and into the vault we can’t open-”
“Without being seen by the cameras.”
“Oh yeah, sorry, I forgot to mention that. Yeah. Say we do all that. Uh, we’re just supposed to walk outta there with a hundred and fifty million dollars in cash on us? Without getting stopped?”
“Yeah.”
“Oh. Okay.”
“You think he’s gone? He’s not gone! That’s the whole point! He’s never gone!”
“Is this some radical new therapy?”
“You see?”
“I eat breakfast three hundred yards from four thousand Cubans who are trained to kill me, so don’t think for one second that you can come down here, flash a badge, and make me nervous.”
(another one for you babe! J)
“Where you boys from in the world?”
“Alabama, sir!”
“You twins?”
“No, we are not relations, sir.”
“The ash tray and the paddle game and the remote control, that’s all I need. And these matches. The ash tray, and these matches, and the remote control, and the paddle ball. And this lamp.”
“Here goes I sped, I followed too closely, I ran a stop sign, I almost hit a Chevy, I sped some more, I failed to yield at a crosswalk, I changed lanes in the intersection, I changed lanes without signaling, while running a red light and speeding.”
“Do you have any books by Dickens?’
“No. No, I’m afraid, um, we’re a travel book shop. Er, we only sell travel books.”
“Oh, right. How ’bout the new John Grisham thriller?”
“Well, no, ’cause that’s a- that’s a novel, too, isn’t it?”
“Oh, right. Have you got Winnie the Pooh?”
“I’ll show you a sign. Here’s a sign. Alright. Where is Seattle? Right, where is Baltimore? Daaaaa! It’s right there! Look, one, two, three, four, there’s like twenty-six states between here and there. Now that’s a sign! I’m outta here! Goodbye! Goodnight! I love you!”
“You’re crazy!”
“That’s what everybody says, but, with all due respect, Miss, I’m not the one hanging off the back of the ship here.”
I admire your work,can you teach me how to write such a nice article