(Dumb song...but thought it was appropriate)
It's the little old lady from
Pasadena
The little old lady from Pasadena
Has a pretty little flower bed of white gardenias
But parked in a rickety old garage
Is a brand new, shiny red Super Stock Dodge
And everybody's sayin' that there's nobody meaner
Than the little old lady from Pasadena
(She drives real fast and she drives real hard)
She's the terror of Colorado Boulevard
It's the little old lady from Pasadena
If you see her on the street don't try to choose her
You might drive a goer but you'll never lose her
Well, she's gonna get a ticket now sooner or later
'Cause she can't keep her foot off the accelerator
(Go, Granny, go, Granny, go Granny go)
The guys come to race her for miles around
But she'll give 'em a length and then she'll shut 'em down