You won’t get this from me!
Now that I’ve shown you what I’d like to get you for Christmas, I thought I show you a list of things I will not be getting you for Christmas (no matter how much you beg, bribe or threaten!) Are you ready? Here they are:
Health and Fitness:
Richard Simmons Slim Away DVD Pack
Gripmaster Hand and Finger Exerciser
Books, CDs and DVDs:
New Kids on the Block Greatest Hits
Disciplines of a Godly Woman (Don’t ask…just don’t read this book!)
Audaz y Bravero (a musical western in Spanish)
50 Self Help Classics
Items for the home:
Velvet Reagan Painting
Pinky the Clown Throw Pillow
Macrame Owl Hanging (Sorry, girls! I’ve spent too much time on knitting…I haven’t got the time to learn how to macrame!)
Chia Bart
Clothing:
Penguin Christmas Sweater
Jesus is My Co-Pilot T-Shirt
Misc:
Tattoo Supply Kit (Please, please, please leave the tattooing to the professionals!)
Jesus Bobble Head Doll
Food:
McDonald’s Gift Certificates
and…last but not least…you will not be getting this from me:
Old-Fashioned Fruit Cake
Rest easy, girls. You won’t be getting any of these things from me!
