Online Garage Sale
Do you want to help support a displaced pastor’s wife? Will work for coffee! (Translation: Will sell all possessions on eBay to support Starbucks habit because husband no longer makes enough money to support said addictions.) Check out my listings.
You’ll know I’m really desperate if you see my Seinfeld DVDs listed. I haven’t hit that low of a point, yet.
Do you think I could sell my china on eBay? Who really uses that stuff anyways? I’ve been married for almost 11 years and have never pulled it out.
Oh…and don’t laugh at my size 8 pants. Yes, I wore a size 8 at one point…most of my friends will remember that. But, I haven’t been able to let go of them yet, because I spent so much money on them!!! Yikes!
